those feelings when you want a relationship
but you don’t
but you do
but you don’t
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When I turn off my laptop by holding the power button as opposed to the proper way, I always feel like I’m holding its head underwater until it suffocates slowly.
(via funnybro)
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(Source: fuckyeahawesomefood, via lohanthony)
that girl you just called fat? well that isn’t her name
(Source: circumcisions, via lohanthony)
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yeah, i do push ups
(via lohanthony)
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(Source: nintandao64, via funnybro)
(via funnybro)
I have found that the average tumblr user goes through 3 distinct stages:
- the “i just got an account and i have no idea what im doing how do i find blogs how does any of this shit even work” stage
- the “OMG TUMBLR IS THE BEST THING OF ALL CREATION HAHAHAHAHAHAHA SUCK IT FACEBOOK LOL ALL OUTSIDERS ARE PEASANTS” stage
- and, finally, the “i fucking hate this website and everyone on it but i dont know how to leave” stage
(via wurnbo)
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Every night I’m out killin’, sendin’ everyone runnin’
like children. I know why you’re mad at me. I’ve got
demon eyes and they’re lookin’ right through your
anatomy, into your deepest fears. Baby, I’m not from
here. I’m from the Nightosphere. To me you’re clear,
transparent. You’ve got a thing for me girl. It’s
apparent. Marshall Lee (via r0nnica)
(Source: r0nnica)
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Bitch shut up.
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Does anyone else get really paranoid in public restrooms because you think the person next to you is silently judging how loud your pee stream is
(via funnybro)
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